"SLOW MOVERS"

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE IS PEOPLE THAT DRIVE SLOW IN THE FAST LANE...
ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS DRIVE IN THE RIGHT LANE IF THEY'RE DRIVING MISS DAISY.
BUT, NO THEY'RE IN THE FAST LANE DRIVING SLOW AND WHEN YOU TRY TO PASS THEM THEY SPEED UP. AND SAY YOU DO PASS THEM, THEN THEY START TAILGATING YOU...
BECAUSE JOE BLOW OR LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE FLIPPING ME THE BIRD AND TURNING ON THEIR HIGHLIGHTS DON'T REALIZE I GOT (2) GLOCKS THAT CAN PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY...AND THEY WONDER WHY THERE'S ROAD RAGE AND THEY END UP GETTING THEIR @SS KICKED OR WORST!!!

SO WHEN I HEAR THE NEWS THAT (2) MOTORIST PULLED OVER ARGUING AND HOW ONE GOT BEATEN WITH A 2 X 4 . I KNOW THE GUY WHO GOT BEATEN WAS PROBABLY THE DOUCHE WHO WAS DRIVING SLOW IN THE FAST LANE. SURE THE OTHER GUY GOT ARRESTED BUT, HEY THAT WAS HIS TOUGH LUCK...HA!HA!HA!HA!

THERE'S A PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE WHO DRIVE SLOW IN THE FAST LANE!!!